one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them
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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”
So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”
Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face
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nofangirltoobignofandomtoosmall:
Your boss eyes the two of you, he seems nervous while he slightly shakes in fear. The two of you have been doing nothing but suspecting each other the entire time. Yet you haven’t even suspected the fact that,
Your boss is the anteater.
Jeff looks back at you suspiciously. Unbeknownst to you Jeff has the theory that you are an anteater. The spy vs spy-esque antics go on for 7 acts
I jist burst out laughing so hard holy shit 🤣
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no offense but if u just straight up drink milk then I will never listen to a word u say to me
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one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family
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tunblr roll call! reblog if your in the following fandoms:
-suffering
-the pain of living
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bad
i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house
is this the episode where he lost his house
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anyone else feeling like university is not real & having no motivation anymore?
oh big mood this post
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